Archive for the ‘1’ Category

Jul
30

Sweet sixteen and never been kissed - the girl behind the shooting

July 30th 2010 by admin in 1 0 comments

It sounds like a bad episode of Jeremy Kyle - the bullying bloke fresh out of the nick, the slaggish ex-girlfriend, a new bloke on the scene, a kid called something like Crystal or Chardonnay. Except this bullying bloke - troubled at the core like most bullies are - came out with a shot gun [...]

Jun
21

Think About It!

June 21st 2010 by admin in 1 0 comments

What’s the link all about I hear you say? Well, click on it, go on! It’s all about sustaining a positive attitude to saving energy is what. In other words, it’s about remaining diligent about helping the planet (and our wallets), something that few of us can honestly profess to do on a day-to-day basis…
As [...]

May
27

Big Well Done

May 27th 2010 by admin in 1 0 comments

I remember seeing 3D for the first time. It was some kind of action film. Me and dad were right at the front, and to be honest with you, although it made an impression at the time, it wasn’t exactly mind-blowing. In fact, a few years later I could barely remember any part [...]

May
11

Picking out a great camcorder can be simplified.

May 11th 2010 by admin in 1 0 comments

With summer about to begin and the kids getting older I was on the search for a new digital camcorder. I don’t want to miss one jump in the pool or crazy fishing trip. I had no idea what I was looking for and knew nothing about pixels, shot range, or really much of anything [...]

Apr
14

The Craze

April 14th 2010 by admin in 1 0 comments

Scooters used to be everywhere. Those annoying things that started life as toys for children and developed in to a craze bigger than…I don’t know, it’d probably take me all day to think of a bigger craze. Do you remember? A pretty disgusting sight: grown men and women in suits, filo-fax’s in hand, [...]

Apr
07

Terrifying Question

April 7th 2010 by admin in 1 0 comments

“So, what kind of music do you listen to?” That’s the question right there, isn’t it? That’s the one that acts like a double-kick to the back of the knees. Any other question, please, just not that one, because that’s about as terrifying as “so what British association of cosmetic doctors ?"is to someone [...]

Mar
26

The Relief

March 26th 2010 by admin in 1 0 comments

I wasn’t born with an expressive face. My face is about as expressive as some really non-expressive DVD packaging. It is my opinion that this has had a negative effect on me throughout my life. It’s probably why I ended up as a funeral director: even when I was elated, I looked impressively miserable. So [...]

Mar
22

Bender Driver

March 22nd 2010 by admin in 1 0 comments

People who mishear things drive me round the bend. But it goes much deeper than that, and I need to be more specific: I’m talking about those people who not only mishear things, but then misinterpret their meaning. Within minutes a chain of events has been set in to motion that can not be [...]

Mar
19

Good Answer

March 19th 2010 by admin in 1 0 comments

I love the internet. It’s fantastic. No matter what you are interested in you’ll be able to find someone else who’s also a keen fan (unless you’re a fan of extreme naked tractor pulling, in which case you might be out of luck, but who am I to say? The internet is ma-hu-ssive!)
But there is [...]

Mar
10

Of Extreme Importance

March 10th 2010 by admin in 1 0 comments

Be warned, I take my tea extremely seriously. More seriously than Dick Cheney and The Yorkshire Ripper take /took violence against humanity, in fact, and that’s saying something (Note: of course, I am not suggesting I admire the Yorkshire Ripper. Tea-issues aside, he was evil, but I don’t have enough time to get into that [...]